Part Jesse James, and Jack The Ripper
The breast feeder and carpet licker
The devastation the aggravation
But most of all the fornication
I'm a ride so strap me in
It's my pleasure to show you sin.
I'm a treasure I'm quite a find
I ride in to town and leave the waste lands behind

A.P.B.s out on me all over the place
This world has stamped me a social disgrace.

(chs)
There Oughta Be A Law Against Me
They oughta tie me up and lynch me
Cause I'm taken all my freedoms to extremes
There oughta be a law against me
So baby tongue tie me up and whip me
Cause I'll be the outlaw of your wildest dreams.

A loose cannon a juggernaut
Turning troubles into Camelot
I got the key t start your engine
LUST is sin, and I'm a sinnin'
I'm a byte from the edge of nightmares
I do bad things baby, and I don't care.
I cross the line and I stand tall
I learned mischief before I learned to crawl

Preachers, Teachers, Leaches trying to stop me where I stand.
They put me in a cage with wicked as my brand.

(chs)
There Oughta Be A Law Against Me
They oughta tie me up and whip me.
Cause I'm taking all our freedoms to extremes
There oughta be a law against me,
So baby tongue tie me up and lick me.
Cause I'll be the outlaw from your wildest dreams.

(solo)
Well shake your head and walk away well you disgust me too.
But in your mind you'll envy me and all these things I do.

(chs)-(chs)

A wine to calm you down, a brew to make you float
A mix to pass the time, a shot to sink your boat
Another to make you happy, a double to make you brave
A fifth put in your hand, is your key to an early grave

Think your walking on air. But your falling so fast
You can't break it.
So sing the reapers song. To the
Monkey at the bar you can't shake it.

(chs)
Hellwater - Get yourself a shot
It's the get that's gonna get you
Before you know your got.
Hellwater - The body starts to stink,
But before they close my coffin' the Devil brings me a drink of Hellwater.
Hellwater - Get your self a drink of Hellwater. Hellwater

A lie to make you happy, a solution to make you cool
The concoctions of intoxication,
So proud to make you it's fool.
It's time for the masquerade, you put your buzz on like a mask.
But you funeral brigade carries tomb stones sealed in a flask.

You think your walking on air, but your falling so fast you can't take it, so sing the Reapers praise to the monkey at the bar you can't shake it.

(chs)
Hellwater!

Take a look at your lover or significant screw.
ecstasy so great sex is better than you knew.
But matrimony kills the sex that much is true,
And if you put that ring on it'll happen to you too.

Porno flicks while she's sucking my dick,
and doing things that could get us both arrested.
Lollie pops, and lemon drops, and every day
I enjoyed getting molested.

(chs)
1-2-3-4
Years have spread her on the floor.
5-6-7-8
Years from now it's hate, hate, hate!

First- Always Sex, and always all the time.
Next- Bedroom Sex, the bedroom only.
Last- Hall Sex, saying fuck you passing in the hallway.
The Evolution of sex.

Remember these three steps it's gonna run your life.
It may take sometime it wont be over night.
Sex will be replaced by fight after fight.
But its the choice you chose, when you chose to take a wife.

Whip cream licks when she brings home a chick.
And 69s that would seem to last forever.
Fevered pitch, she says call me your bitch,
and all you can say is it can't get any better

(chs)
1-2-3-4
Years have spread her on the floor.
5-6-7-8
Years from now it's hate, hate, hate!

First- Always Sex, and always all the time.
Next- Bedroom Sex, the bedroom only.
Last- Hall Sex, saying fuck you passing in the hallway.
The Evolution of sex.

The Evolution Of Sex, The Evolution of, Sex! The Evolution of Sex, The Evolution of....

When I first saw you baby,
You were like a tear drop in the rain.
No where to fall to,
Except the cold frozen ground in your pain.
You left all your friends
To walk this world alone.
But I can see by the lines on your face,
Your along way from your home.

(chs)
Don't Be a Tear Drop In The Rain
Dry up your tears and try again.
And don't be a tear drop in the rain,
If you really want to belong
Forget about the past and go on home.

You found a new way to live your life.
The sun is shining the clouds have gone.
And your on your way again,
Straight to the top, no one can hold you down.
Won't be a tear drop in the rain.

(chs)
Don't Be A Tear Drop In The Rain
Dry up your tears and try again,
Don't be a tear drop in the rain
If you really wanna to belongagain
Forget about the past,
If your really wanna try again
Then there's nothing left to say.

Can you hear the distant thunder?
Feel the rain as it starts to pour.
Look up and start to wonder,
Has this all just happened here before?
And I think I'm feeling something
That I can't explain.
It's like we're living in the last days

(chs)
We're all living in the Last Days
You know you're living in the last days
Oohho yeae Last Days
And the last dance has just begun

I see the whole world changing
Faster and faster day to day
Time is Xccelerating
Welcome to our final destiny
And I think I'm feeling something
That I can't explain.
It's like we're living in the last days.

(chs)

I don't know where we're going
But I don't like where we've been.
If we have reached the end now,
I guess we'll have to ride this fucker down!
And I think I'm feeling something that I can't explain.
It's like we're living in the last days.

(chs)
We're all living in the Last Days
Do you know your living in the Last Days
Whoa oohyeaha- Last Days
The Last Dance Has Begun!